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As a former stand up comic I see the humor in just about everything. One day while discussing my new found obsession with the Chinese Zodiac and having a glass (or two) of wine with a friend, she asked me for info on her Chinese Zodiac Animal – the Horse.

I couldn’t resist and said, “A Chinese Horse is a Horse of course.” Another glass of wine into the glorious summer afternoon and we decided I should weave some humor in with the, sometimes, too serious worlds of astrology and zodiac signs.

To my dear friend Cindy Harrington – these are for you! (p.s. if you’re ever in Alachua County, Florida Cindy is the best real estate agent in the biz – look her up!)

Be warned, to Cindy and I, one of the highest forms of humor is the pun…

Chinese Zodiac Dog - Year of the Dog - Chinese New Year Animals 1280x960

C’mon over to The Year of the Dog

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Chinese Zodiac Dragon - Year of the Dragon - Chinese New Year Animals 1280x960

Enter…The Year of the Dragon!

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Chinese Zodiac Sheep - Year of the Sheep - Chinese New Year Animals 1280x960

Gettin’ wild and woolly in The Year of the Sheep

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Chinese Zodiac Monkey - Year of the Monkey - Chinese New Year Animals 1280x960

Hey, Hey It’s The Year of the Monkee

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Chinese Zodiac Horse - Year of the Horse - Chinese New Year Animals 1290x960

It’s The Year of the Horse, Of Course

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Chinese Zodiac Ox - Year of the Ox - Chinese New Year Animals 1290x960

Olly Olly Year of The Oxen free

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Chinese Zodiac Pig - Boar - Year of the Pig - Boar - Chinese New Year Animals 1290x960

The Year of the Pig is just for you, babe

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Chinese Zodiac Rooster - Cock - Year of the Rooster - Cock - Chinese New Year Animals 1290x960

The Year of the Rooster is no joke, son, ah say son

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Chinese Zodiac Snake - Year of the Snake - Chinese New Year Animals 1290x960

The Year of the Sssssnake

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Chinese Zodiac Rat - Year of the Rat - Chinese New Year Animals 1290x960

Year of the Rat Named Big Cheese of the Chinese Zodiac

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Chinese Zodiac Tiger - Year of the Tiger - Chinese New Year Animals 1280x960

Year of the Tiger – It’s Grrreat!

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Chinese Zodiac Rabbit - Year of the Rabbit - Chinese New Year Animals 1280x960

Year of the Wascally Wabbit

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