Funny Chinese Zodiac Signs That’ll Leave You Wonton More
As a former stand up comic I see the humor in just about everything. One day while discussing my new found obsession with the Chinese Zodiac and having a glass (or two) of wine with a friend, she asked me for info on her Chinese Zodiac Animal – the Horse.
I couldn’t resist and said, “A Chinese Horse is a Horse of course.” Another glass of wine into the glorious summer afternoon and we decided I should weave some humor in with the, sometimes, too serious worlds of astrology and zodiac signs.
To my dear friend Cindy Harrington – these are for you! (p.s. if you’re ever in Alachua County, Florida Cindy is the best real estate agent in the biz – look her up!)
Be warned, to Cindy and I, one of the highest forms of humor is the pun…
C’mon over to The Year of the Dog
Enter…The Year of the Dragon!
Gettin’ wild and woolly in The Year of the Sheep
Hey, Hey It’s The Year of the Monkee
It’s The Year of the Horse, Of Course
Olly Olly Year of The Oxen free
The Year of the Pig is just for you, babe
The Year of the Rooster is no joke, son, ah say son
The Year of the Sssssnake
Year of the Rat Named Big Cheese of the Chinese Zodiac
Year of the Tiger – It’s Grrreat!
Year of the Wascally Wabbit
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