Funny Chinese Zodiac Signs That’ll Leave You Wonton More

As a former stand up comic I see the humor in just about everything. One day while discussing my new found obsession with the Chinese Zodiac and having a glass (or two) of wine with a friend, she asked me for info on her Chinese Zodiac Animal – the Horse.

I couldn’t resist and said, “A Chinese Horse is a Horse of course.” Another glass of wine into the glorious summer afternoon and we decided I should weave some humor in with the, sometimes, too serious worlds of astrology and zodiac signs.

To my dear friend Cindy Harrington – these are for you! (p.s. if you’re ever in Alachua County, Florida Cindy is the best real estate agent in the biz – look her up!)

Be warned, to Cindy and I, one of the highest forms of humor is the pun…

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Enter…The Year of the Dragon!

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Hey, Hey It’s The Year of the Monkee

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It’s The Year of the Horse, Of Course

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Olly Olly Year of The Oxen free

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The Year of the Pig is just for you, babe

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The Year of the Rooster is no joke, son, ah say son

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The Year of the Sssssnake

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Year of the Rat Named Big Cheese of the Chinese Zodiac

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Year of the Tiger – It’s Grrreat!

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Year of the Wascally Wabbit

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