Funny Chinese Zodiac Signs That’ll Leave You Wonton More
As a former stand up comic I see the humor in just about everything. One day while discussing my new found obsession with the Chinese Zodiac and having a glass (or two) of wine with a friend, she asked me for info on her Chinese Zodiac Animal – the Horse.
I couldn’t resist and said, “A Chinese Horse is a Horse of course.” Another glass of wine into the glorious summer afternoon and we decided I should weave some humor in with the, sometimes, too serious worlds of astrology and zodiac signs.
To my dear friend Cindy Harrington – these are for you! (p.s. if you’re ever in Alachua County, Florida Cindy is the best real estate agent in the biz – look her up!)
Be warned, to Cindy and I, one of the highest forms of humor is the pun…
![Chinese Zodiac Dog - Year of the Dog - Chinese New Year Animals 1280x960](https://www.buildingbeautifulsouls.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/Chinese-New-Year-Animals-Year-of-the-Dog-1280x960-700x525.jpg)
C’mon over to The Year of the Dog
![Chinese Zodiac Dragon - Year of the Dragon - Chinese New Year Animals 1280x960](https://www.buildingbeautifulsouls.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/Chinese-New-Year-Animals-Year-of-the-Dragon-1280x960-700x525.jpg)
Enter…The Year of the Dragon!
![Chinese Zodiac Sheep - Year of the Sheep - Chinese New Year Animals 1280x960](https://www.buildingbeautifulsouls.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/Chinese-New-Year-Animals-Year-of-the-Sheep-1280x960-700x525.jpg)
Gettin’ wild and woolly in The Year of the Sheep
![Chinese Zodiac Monkey - Year of the Monkey - Chinese New Year Animals 1280x960](https://www.buildingbeautifulsouls.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/Chinese-New-Year-Animals-Year-of-the-Monkey-1280x960-700x525.jpg)
Hey, Hey It’s The Year of the Monkee
![Chinese Zodiac Horse - Year of the Horse - Chinese New Year Animals 1290x960](https://www.buildingbeautifulsouls.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/Chinese-New-Year-Animals-Year-of-the-Horse-1280x960-700x525.jpg)
It’s The Year of the Horse, Of Course
![Chinese Zodiac Ox - Year of the Ox - Chinese New Year Animals 1290x960](https://www.buildingbeautifulsouls.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/Chinese-New-Year-Animals-Year-of-the-Ox-1280x960-700x525.jpg)
Olly Olly Year of The Oxen free
![Chinese Zodiac Pig - Boar - Year of the Pig - Boar - Chinese New Year Animals 1290x960](https://www.buildingbeautifulsouls.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/Chinese-New-Year-Animals-Year-of-the-Pig-Boar-1280x960-700x525.jpg)
The Year of the Pig is just for you, babe
![Chinese Zodiac Rooster - Cock - Year of the Rooster - Cock - Chinese New Year Animals 1290x960](https://www.buildingbeautifulsouls.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/Chinese-New-Year-Animals-Year-of-the-Rooster-1280x960-700x525.jpg)
The Year of the Rooster is no joke, son, ah say son
![Chinese Zodiac Snake - Year of the Snake - Chinese New Year Animals 1290x960](https://www.buildingbeautifulsouls.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/Chinese-New-Year-Animals-Year-of-the-Snake-1280x960-700x525.jpg)
The Year of the Sssssnake
![Chinese Zodiac Rat - Year of the Rat - Chinese New Year Animals 1290x960](https://www.buildingbeautifulsouls.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/Chinese-New-Year-Animals-Year-of-the-Rat-1280x960-700x525.jpg)
Year of the Rat Named Big Cheese of the Chinese Zodiac
![Chinese Zodiac Tiger - Year of the Tiger - Chinese New Year Animals 1280x960](https://www.buildingbeautifulsouls.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/Chinese-New-Year-Animals-Year-of-the-Tiger-1280x960-700x525.jpg)
Year of the Tiger – It’s Grrreat!
![Chinese Zodiac Rabbit - Year of the Rabbit - Chinese New Year Animals 1280x960](https://www.buildingbeautifulsouls.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/Chinese-New-Year-Animals-Year-of-the-Rabbit-1280x960-700x525.jpg)
Year of the Wascally Wabbit
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